2017-11-28

Today's recipe: Ryvita and soft cheese

Well, I am pretty sure that Ryvita is probably reasonably healthy...

The problem is what you do with the Ryvita...

I did not really get a body like this by eating healthily, did I?

So here's the recipe (if you can call it that)...

  1. Starts off well...
  2. But then loads of butter...
  3. Ryvita and butter is all very well, but actually, it is quite nice to toast it, so the butter melts in to the Ryvita...
  4. You want it to all soak in nicely...
  5. Then you'll want the marmite, obviously...
  6. On the Ryvita...
  7. And maybe some soft cheese, this is quite nice...
  8. Delicious :-)
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9 comments:

  1. FuzzycatTuesday, 28 November 2017 at 15:48:00 GMT

    The only recipe that abomination is, is a recipe for disaster.

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  2. UnknownTuesday, 28 November 2017 at 16:17:00 GMT

    You had me right up till the Marmite came out :-(

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  3. Sam SharpeTuesday, 28 November 2017 at 17:04:00 GMT

    Pineapple flavoured cheese is utter filth

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  4. Will DeanTuesday, 28 November 2017 at 17:52:00 GMT

    Please add "restaurant" to the list of businesses you're not planning to start.

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  5. UnknownTuesday, 28 November 2017 at 18:02:00 GMT

    I had no idea I was with a Pro Marmite ISP. Time to shop around ;)

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  6. John SagerTuesday, 28 November 2017 at 18:57:00 GMT

    Ryvita was your first mistake, but not the last by any means. If you want to melt butter into stuff, then start off with crumpets:)

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    1. RevKTuesday, 28 November 2017 at 18:59:00 GMT

      Well, obviously, but they seem to be able to absorb all the butter you have, if you try. :-)

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    2. RedbaronWednesday, 29 November 2017 at 09:50:00 GMT

      How is that a bad thing?

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  7. Andy NormanWednesday, 29 November 2017 at 11:33:00 GMT

    I always forget, in the nicest possible way, that you are a slightly odd chap ;)

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